Friday, 23 April 2010

HAI! luke here, part of the epic duo that bring you Ass-Kickers. we know that our last episode must've left you with a few questions, so we're going to attempt to leave you with even more questions by making the harry potter universe go to war with the star wars universe. So in our honest opinion here's how it'd go:

Chewbacca Vs Hagrid :
Despite hagrid's efforts to calm the beast, Chewie wins.

R2D2 Vs Dobby :
Dobby destroys everything he touches including robots.

C3PO Vs Hermione :
Despite 3PO's intelligence, she has magic, 'nuff said.

Luke Vs Harry :
Luke just about wins because he blew up a WMD. Twice.

Han Solo Vs Ron :
Han has the power of competence on his side. Han wins.

Leia Vs Snape :
Both are royalty but snape has experience. Snape wins.

Vader Vs Dumbledore:
Albus lacks the sadism to disarm his foe repeatedly. Vader wins.

Palpatine Vs Malfoy :
Malfoy is merely a minion to this level of evil. Palpatine wins.

Bobba Fett Vs A Troll :
Bobba lacks power but can fly and has guns. Fett wins.

we hope this has fed your need to know who would win harder; Harry Potter or Star Wars?

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